Music

Live at Artslam!

Release date: 21-Sep-2013

  1. Love at First Sight
    Lyrics

    Sing of a girl with diamond eyes
    She wore a golden dress
    When she smiled at me I thought I'd died
    I fell for a princess

    The very first time I saw her face
    I knew we were meant to be
    She walked down the aisle with a look of disgrace
    Toward a royal creep instead of me

    The aristocrats and nobles would laugh
    If I told 'em I had a chance
    'Cuz peddlin cheap herbs in alleyways
    Won't buy no silken pants

    But every night I dreamt of her
    Fair skin and diamond eyes
    And everyday I heard her words
    Echo in the back of my mind
    (she said)

    Princess:
    My fate is in your hands
    Restore our once pure lands

    Woke up in morning so full of hope
    Then id look down and see
    A rusty dull dagger so sad on my hip
    And a smelly old bag of weeds

  2. Killin' Slimes
    Lyrics

    I swore I'd level up on them till level 32
    But if I have to squash one more of them I don't know what I'll do
    I'd rather face the dragon lord or the moth of Garardeen
    Those slimy little bastards that I wish I'd never seen

    They come in all the colors the damn things are everywhere
    They get on my sword and on my boots and even in my hair
    They don't give much experience, and now this is just a chore

    And I'll be damned if I don't ever hear that sound no more

    I climbed a Southern Mountain called Mt. Kekarkedine
    Just to leave those grinnin' teardrop jelly-jerks behind
    Fought my way up to the top, to find the magic staff of ice,
    But then some frozen gelatins jumped out to my surprise!

    They come in all the colors the damn things are everywhere
    They get on my sword and on my boots and even in my hair
    I kicked one 20 kilometers
    but I ain't never been so bored
    And I'll be damned if I don't ever hear that sound no more

    My grandpapy told me Genocide just ain't right
    They weren't really hurtin' nobody, but I still chose to fight,
    I might should feel bad, should spend my time killin' drakees,
    Or skeletons or something
    and let those squishy gumdrops be
    …eh FUCK IT

    They come in all the colors the damn things are everywhere
    They get on my sword and on my boots and even in my hair
    And one gave me diarrhea and boy my ass was sore
    And I'll be damned if I don't ever hear that sound no more

    I heard that they hate spiders and I heard that they hate trees
    So I climbed the tallest trunk, and made a bed of web and leaves
    At 3am I roll over and I felt something that went squish *SPLAT*
    I turned around and upside-down and then it gave me a kiss *KISS*

    They come in all the colors the damn things are every where
    They get on my sword and on my boots and even in my hair
    One time one got in my mouth and I puked all over the floor
    And I'll be damned if I don't ever hear that sound no more

  3. Hurt